josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
friend is mean?
friend makes you feel bad?
friend doesnt act like a friend?
none of 1D will be solo artists after they break up because i feel like niall wouldn’t deal well with them being over so he’d stand front row at the shows of the solo one and just stare at them and he’d wait outside their hotel and stare at them, he’d just make sure he was everywhere they were just staring until they cracked
Then as I was like about to leave, they just called all five of our names out.
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE